ABOUT THE AUTHOR
For the purposes of saving your eyes from being permanently blinded by the author's current state of unattractiveness, we have saved you the displeasure of witnessing the author's face.
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CLB was most definitely born at some point in time. CLB is currently a student at a building with a lot of staircases in a country with a lot of kangaroos and angry politicians. CLB has written two and a half books-one of which has been published-and you can find the book on eBay if you want to feel a high degree of secondhand embarrassment. CLB is very fond of reading, writing, lying on the floor pondering the meaning of life, recovering from daily existential crises, and baked beans. In the instance that you feel the compulsive need to stab CLB, the author requests that you leave the knife in the body in order to avoid infection.
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Sincerely, CLB
E-Mail: clairelb.storage@gmail.com